Calamity Cash Fan Appreciation Week: John Wiswell & JohnCon

I've mentioned John Wiswell so much on this blog that I think we might be common law married on the internet. Which, you know, works out a lot better for me than him, because if we ever get internet divorced, his blog "The Bathroom Monologues" has way more content than this one.

In college, John was the... I don't know, administrator of a really spectacular group of my classmates, who at lunch would gather all at this sort of epically* long table, and it became so ingrained in their group identity that, I don't know if anyone else did, but at least John, his crew, and I all took to calling them The Long Table.

I can only speak about the Long Table from outside of it. I spent a few breakfasts there, but the nature of Bennington tended to keep the same folks traveling the same circles,  and I'd already settled, and honestly, back then, might have been a tad too surly for a such friendly crew. They were isolated in many ways, but not isolationists, they welcomed others like they welcomed the discourse of new ideas, a place where people could share the things they were thinking, what they liked, celebrate that which they could, communally or not, love, and love quite publicly. And though John sort of could clearly be seen at the head of the table, I don't know if "leader" or anything like that would ever be appropriate. Maybe moderator at times. Maybe even surrogate father figure.

Actually, not even anything that concrete. But that's the language I always wanted to use when it came to talking about the Long Table - that they were like a family. A group that had come together despite whatever might have kept them apart, and filled some innate gap for each other, one that I often wonder if we all have.

But no need to get philosophical about it.

"Events" tended to spring up around the Long Table too - the way I met them was at Anime night, a weekly occasion where we'd all gather together to watch dubbed Japanese cartoons [seemingly bought on the South Korean black market], shout references at the screen, and generally make as much noise about blood spray and fan service and bishies as some of the wilder parties on campus.

And even though college is over, they keep the party going - at a regular event dubbed, loosely or not [never been clear], JohnCon.

John was the first online order for the book we got. Practically helped me test the PayPal button, so great was his enthusiasm to support the project.

And a little while later, he sent me this picture - what looks like a dramatic reading of Calamity Cash at JohnCon.

Left to Right: Max Cantor, C. Dillion Ross, John Wiswell, Jemma Mayer, and Shelly Fleming.

All of these pictures mean so much to me. But thanks for letting me be a part of the family, guys.

You can follow John on Twitter @wiswell, and make sure to check out his Bathroom Monologues, updated daily.

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1 comments :: Calamity Cash Fan Appreciation Week: John Wiswell & JohnCon

  1. The Long Table Band, with Jemma on the drums, and Shelly on Jemma.